In an effort to keep consumers away from safe, non-hazardous or otherwise defective products, six agencies with vastly different jurisdictions joined forces last month to locate the animatronic hippo down Jungle River that’s not flipping boats containing people. The hippo had fled Animatronic Hippo Pond two weeks ago.
At about 6 a.m. this morning, the hippo was located just north of the Giant Gorilla Camp.
"The animatronic hippo looked mean," said an agency representative. "But that was all a nasty trick. This thing wouldn't hurt a fly. It had to go."
The six agencies with vastly different jurisdictions joined forces to blow the hippo out of the water. Agents then fed those pieces to a giant gorilla downriver. The gorilla was happy.