Last night, an evil scientist in the 1300 block of Doom Drive caused a blackout while trying to create Frankenstein 5.0.
The new version of the monster is said to have more power and easier-to-use functions. But it’s gone mad. And it’s on the loose.
“We urge everyone to unlock their doors, and go outside,” said the Mayor of Transyl-vein-ia. “This thing is a real terror. Have fun!”
The blackout is citywide. It’s bizarre. Even werewolves were howling at a crescent moon last night.
Officials said they’d need another two days to restore power and catch the crazed Frankenstein 5.0 on the loose. Until then, who can say “monster party”?