Saturday, August 29, 2015

Full moon a supermoon tonight, werewolves everywhere rejoice

Tonight's full moon is a supermoon, and werewolves everywhere have been enjoying the extra power they possess as a result. A supermoon is a moon that appears larger in size from the Earth's perspective because the moon is closer to the Earth in its elliptical orbit than normal. Werewolves get an extra boost of power from the moon's closer proximity. Reports of amped-up werewolf terror have been coming in from all over. What a grand time the werewolf community must be having.

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