The Annual Spook Convention will take place between midnight this Sat., Aug. 15 and sunrise Sunday morning at Horrible Hall. The Groovie Goolies will be ghosting the event.
On hand to entertain the crowd is guest squeaker, Giant-sized Rat. Rat will dis-gust the fundamental tools every haunt needs to provide state-of-the-heart (fast-beating heart, of course) scares to your human clients.
“Squeak squeak squeak,” Rat said. “Squeak squeak, squeak squeak.”
In the main conference room of Horrible Hall, the Goolies will provide musical accompaniment for the more than 100 Boo!ths advertising such products as slime to cover your clients, super spiders to spin incredible amounts of web in your clients' homes, and so much more.
Tick-Its are available at the Horrible Hall spider website. Dinner and headless hors d’oeuvres are included with your admission.
Tick tock, the clawk is ticking. Don’t miss your chance to take part in this one-of-a-slimed spook-tacular event.
NOTE: The Goolies will also be holding odditions at the convention for a new weirdo band they’re forming. You don’t need a skele-ton of talent, but bad puns are a must.