The photo above was taken by an amateur photographer this morning in space while heading toward Earth in a spacecraft to attack all humankind and shout, "Take me to your leader." Scientists confirm that the object in the frame is, in fact, a TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space), and that "The Doctor" is, in fact, on board with plans to defeat evildoers. Curses!
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