Halloween is over and most of us monsters are headed back to our own dominion. But Marley’s Ghost and the other spirits of Christmas are getting the chains together for the upcoming howliday season.
Tom the Turkey Terror is excited for his big day approaching.
“I can’t wait to find someone who thinks he’s gonna put me on his Thanksgiving dish,” Tom said late last night as he was crossing over from the monster dominion into the human world. “I’m going after all those scavengers with turkey on the brain. Gonna be turkey on your face.”
And while Jack-o’-Lantern Press won’t be posting stories daily now that All Hallows’ Eve has passed, check in with us now and again for news on those of us, like Marley’s Ghost and Tom the Turkey Terror, who will be jumping into the human realm for some non-Halloween season fun.
Soon enough, kids will be setting out there Sant-o’-lanterns (jack-o’-lanterns with Santa hats) on Christmas Eve with hopes that Franken-Claws will pay them a visit to deliver some monstrous gifts. We’ll bring you up to date on the zombie apocalypse coming this New Year’s Eve. The Valentine’s Monster, who was kicked out of Halloween for being purple and pink, will take center stage in February.
Then there are the evil leprechauns on St. Patrick’s Day and the Easter Beast who will try again this year to get those eggs before the kids do. Chupacabras will terrorize on Cinco de Mayo and creatures from the Twilight Zone will haunt the human world on the 4th of July.