MONSTER ISLAND -- Giant monsters from Giants Jungle are looking to create scary mazes for Halloween, and have been reviewing successful theme park models for inspiration.
“We looked at some of the scariest amusement parks in the human world, like Knott’s Scary Farm, Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights and Six Flags Fright Fest, and we decided we just couldn’t do what they do,” said a giant scorpion who wishes to remain anonymous, even though he was speaking to us while sitting on top of 200 families having picnics at the picnic grounds in the jungle, who were all screaming his name in pain. “We saw that monsters in their mazes were not allowed to touch, eat or even clobber guests. We find that when guests’ lives are at stake, we tend to have more fun.”
So the giant monsters in Giants Jungle will skip the scary mazes and go straight for putting guests’ lives in danger. Those interested in not lasting long should book tickets for Monster Island now. No need to pack your bags. You won’t need anything.