HOLLOW -- Last night, an anonymous headless horseman allegedly jumped into his convertible
roadster, zipped down through the Hollow to the city to grab a pizza, some beers and a tub
of ice cream, then he raced back to his nook in the deep woods, settled down in
his La-Z-Boy with his dinner and black cherry swirl, and binge-watched “Parks
and Rec” well into the morning. Sources claim the unknown rider didn’t even
unhitch Billie Jean, his noble steed, or attach his pumpkin head all night.
Those with any further information should report it to the National Society for
Better Headless Horsemen at ReportBadRiders.mon.