Thursday, August 23, 2018

Sources claim headless horseman lost his head

SLEEPY HOLLOW -- Last night, an anonymous headless horseman allegedly jumped into his convertible roadster, zipped down through the Hollow to the city to grab a pizza, some beers and a tub of ice cream, then he raced back to his nook in the deep woods, settled down in his La-Z-Boy with his dinner and black cherry swirl, and binge-watched “Parks and Rec” well into the morning. Sources claim the unknown rider didn’t even unhitch Billie Jean, his noble steed, or attach his pumpkin head all night. Those with any further information should report it to the National Society for Better Headless Horsemen at ReportBadRiders.mon.

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